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Post by Irene got lost on the internet on Aug 16, 2005 20:40:24 GMT -5
...I'm reviving it with a question for my fellow Cult goers. Q: How do I get the adorable boi at school in my pants? answers? tips? Nothing illegal, please. Despite what Kelli says I haven't yet graduated from e-slut to "real life ho"
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Post by Kelli on Aug 16, 2005 22:01:34 GMT -5
You make a much better e-slut darling, but I don't know if this is the right place to ask for man advice, do you know our track records? how many of us are single? how many have had very little experience in the relationship department? hehe. ummmm...get a the little spell book thing they have at target and put a love spell on the guy hehe. sorry i'm no help darling. be yourself. Talk to him that's always a good start, so he knows you're alive (i haven't been able to master this part yet), but don't change who you are or anything cause that's lamexcore.
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Post by Irene got lost on the internet on Aug 17, 2005 17:42:58 GMT -5
I'll definetly whip out my spell book I suppose talking to him would be a logical place to start. kjs hdafhfn I wish I could read minds.
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Post by kete?! on Aug 17, 2005 18:53:20 GMT -5
jump him duh.
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Post by Kelli on Aug 17, 2005 19:32:14 GMT -5
yes, listen to katie.
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Post by tamandy on Aug 17, 2005 20:03:29 GMT -5
Hoe yourself out.
That what I used to do but then they got around to asking me out, I was already bored. Hoeing out means wear a low-cut top.
Or do like on TV and pretend you don't notice him and when you do touch him alot. OHHH TEASE+HARD TO GET!
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Post by Irene got lost on the internet on Aug 22, 2005 20:20:25 GMT -5
sighhhhh
Well, turns out cutes boi has the intelligence level of a sandwich. All the cute ones are dumber than nails.. Too bad, eh? Oh well, I've moved on.
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Post by brandy beans on Aug 22, 2005 21:11:47 GMT -5
Well, turns out cutes boi has the intelligence level of a sandwich. i had a very lovely conversation with a turkey sandwhich once...
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Post by Kelli on Aug 23, 2005 9:43:38 GMT -5
See darbie she just said sandwich, turkey sandwiches are way smarter than other types of sandwiches, maybe she was talking about one of the lesser intellegent sandwiches, like pastrami. I hear pastrami sandwiches can't even spell their own name.
I'm sorry cute boy is dumb irene. hey you could go for it and it'd just make you feel like the very smart one in the relationship HAHAH.
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Post by BleedTheDream on Aug 23, 2005 11:46:03 GMT -5
If you want to get a guy, do as Kelli does and hide in their bushes and then kidnap them when they leave their house (HAHAHA!)
Now fora serious tip, I have had great sucess with mix cds, you make them one they love it, they love you and alll is well with the world...
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Post by Kelli on Aug 23, 2005 17:11:25 GMT -5
If you want to get a guy, do as Kelli does and hide in their bushes and then kidnap them when they leave their house (HAHAHA!) shhh cara don't tell everyone my secret way of getting guys. i don't want to start getting competition in Sonny's bushes. sheesh. I mixed cd's. They're def. the way to my Heart.
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Post by Irene got lost on the internet on Aug 23, 2005 19:32:47 GMT -5
Now fora serious tip, I have had great sucess with mix cds, you make them one they love it, they love you and alll is well with the world... Hmm, that's a good idea..
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Post by Kelli on Aug 23, 2005 20:02:18 GMT -5
Cara has a way w/ men so her advice is probably more usefull than my spell book idea hehe.
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Post by Miss Liverless will cut you up on Aug 24, 2005 0:44:14 GMT -5
I'd give you advice...buuut I suck in the boy advice department. :[ The key to getting a guy, though, is be yourself. :]
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Post by brandy beans on Aug 24, 2005 10:16:02 GMT -5
The key to getting a guy, though, is be yourself. :] that's my key to scaring them off...
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